Funny salon names

[chopandchange]

I don't think there's a thread like this...

Reading through the "fear of hairdressers" thread made me think of this.

Do you find yourself noticing salon names as you walk past them in the street and being amused?

A lot of the smaller, cheaper ones tend to come up with funny names, which are generally a play on words.

I found some examples doing a quick Google search:

A Cut Above
Ali Barber
All Tressed Up
Bangs For The Memories
Best Little Hair House
Beyond the Fringe
Blood Sweat & Shears
Blown Away
Bubbles
By A Hair
Choice Cuts
Chopping Block
Clip Joint
Clip Teasers
Clippity Do Da
Cliptomania
Close Cut
Close-Shave
Comb One Comb All
Combing Attractions
Crowning Glory
Crown Of Beauty
Curl Up & N' Dye
Cut Loose
Cutter Shark
Debon Hair
Directors Cut
Dye Hard
Eclipz
Fringes
From Hair To Eternity
Get Your Locks Off
Goldilocks
Great Head
Hair & Now
Hair & There
Hair-After
Hair Apparent
Hair Force
Hairs Johnny
Hairloom
Hair O’ Dome
Hair-O-Dynamics
Hair Of Respectability
Hairraiser
Hair Razor
Hair-Riffic
Hair Say
Hair's Lookin' At You Kid
Hairs To You
Hair Today Hair Tomorrow
Hair To Stay
Hairway To Heaven
Hair We Are
Head First
Head Games
Headhunters
Head Masters
Head Start
Heads Up
Heads You Win
His And Hairs
Hi De Hilites
Homecombing Queen
Julius Scissor
Locks Of Luck
The Locks Smith
Loose Ends
Making Waves
Mane Event
Mane Man
Mane Street
MillionHairs
Miss Tress
Now Hair This
Parting Ways
Permanent Waivers
Scissors Palace
Shear Delight
Shear Genius
Shear Happiness
Shear Illusions
Shear Intensity
Shear Joy
Shearlocks Home
Shear Luck
Shear Magic
Shears To You
Short And Curlies
Sophisticuts
Soul Scissors
Streaks Ahead
Talking Heads
Tangles
Tease Me
The Cutting Edge
The Hair Port
The Hairtaker
The Mane Attraction
The Mane Objective
To Dye For
Top Knot
Upper Cuts
Wave Hello
Wave Lengths
Well-Comb All
Yankee Clipper


I think "Comb One Comb All" was my favourite! LOL

[purplebubba]

Shear Wave
Scissor Wizards

Using the word clipper to refer to both the tool and a ship.

I think Blood Sweat and Shears was used in an episode of Growing Pains. The dad was complaining about the bills and the salon one was from the daughter.

There's a Hair Magic in my area.

There's some that use Headlines or Hairlines

[Igor]

In Wijchen, Holland

[my2cats1]

My favorite is "Curl Up & Dye." There was a salon named that in Chicago a few years ago. Made me smile every time I walked by.

[Synthemesc]

I'm ashamed by how much I giggled at Get Your Locks Off.

[kwaniesiam]

The Best Little Hair House is near me, amusing name.

[RoseRedDead]

My favorite is "Curl Up & Dye." There was a salon named that in Chicago a few years ago. Made me smile every time I walked by.

I do believe Curl Up & Dye was also the name of the salon in which Jake Blues's fiancee (Carrie Fisher) in The Blues Brothers was employed.

[ChrissieM]

There is a "Sweeney Todd" Hair salon near me....scary

[VitaR86]

My favorite is "Curl Up & Dye." There was a salon named that in Chicago a few years ago. Made me smile every time I walked by.

I would so love to work there answering the phones.

"Curl Up and Dye..... How may I help you?"

[Ami514]

We have a Curl Up & Dye near me as well. However I saw the best sign ever in a barber shop.... "We give great head jobs!". Can't remember the name of the shop, but that sign I won't soon forget....laughed my behind off for 10 mins.