You know you are a long hair when....

[mermaid lullaby]

I have used LCH advice as a cook. The advice here, was that if you have too much oil on your hands you can use a paper towel to soak up some oil before applying it to your hair.

At my job, I taught someone to pick up olive oil that spilled on the floor.

[ArienEllariel]

When you sit watching TV while carefully hand detangling a snarl that has formed in your hair instead of ripping a brush through it.

[Illia570]

my hair is not that long but still when you notice that everyone around you, from work, within family, friends has shorter hair than you.

[Todd]

my hair is not that long but still when you notice that everyone around you, from work, within family, friends has shorter hair than you.

That is true! At some point, I realized that when I am at work, I have the longest hair of anyone in the company, despite the place being about 80% women.

[angel-baby]

You dream about getting almost a foot of growth overnight

[mermaid lullaby]

You just aren't sure what hairlength you like but...it has to be long!

[angel-baby]

Your coworker calls your just past APL hair "super long" and you outwardly say thank you but inwardly are like....uh, no, I wish.

[Natalina]

You sit on your hair, can't go to the bathroom without a hair clip anymore. I always sleep in a bra so thankfully my bra-strap doubles as a makeshift hair "clip" (or roller? I roll it around my bra-strap, lol). Wish it was long enough to wrap around my neck like a scarf instead but maybe in the future

Bonus: Your brother sits on your hair on the couch when you guys are watching AEW (pro-wrestling) together. I like to let my hair down when I sit on couches (idk why it's just calming) and I've to avoid his side of the couch from now on, lol!

[Aerya]

When you are watching a lecture about a historical person who appears to be wearing a coronet braid, or maybe it's two braids wrapped around her head, and so you look up other pictures to try to see better and maybe get a sense of how long her hair must have been, and you start wondering how she cared for it, and oh it's really pretty, and... what do you mean, I was supposed to be paying attention in class?!

[Ylva]

Perhaps this makes me a more dedicated drummer than longhair, but...

...when your hair gets tangled in your drumstick but you're determined to play the song through anyway so you tilt your head forward and lift your drum with your leg.