You have nightmares that you cut your hair to your chin, and wake up all upset!
Hairytale - oh yes, been there many, many times...
When sat on the sofa, your SO comes and sits down beside you and your head yanks to one side because he sat on your hair! Ow!
Your god-daughter runs screaming from the bathroom as she's just witnessed you pull a hairy 'drain-rat' out of the bath plug hole, and she thinks it's a dead mouse.
You have nightmares that you cut your hair to your chin, and wake up all upset!
You are running errands with your hair down and overheat, so you put your hair up, securing it with itself! I did that just yesterday...wrapped it up into a bun and tucked the ends underneath the bun. When it actually stayed securely, I realized that I finally have long hair, because prior to this it would always fall out from its own weight. *doing the happy dance*
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Journeying from tailbone to my goal of 52"
When you have your hair stretched out on your pillow so you are not laying on top of it and it goes onto DH's pillow.
Before you begin vaccuuming, ever, you automatically clean the roller bar as a matter of habit like it's what everyone does all the time.
When you have a long haired chihuahua.
When you collect long hair stuff
When your hair goes over the backseat and into the lap of guests in the backseat!
heidi w.
By Lady Godiva
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yes! or when your getting into the car and someone accidentally knocks your hair stick...
ok here's one..
You know your a long hair when
You accidentally spill a water bottle all over your computer and desk but the first thing you worry about is your horn comb.
C_C happened to me today. i saw my horn comb soaking in the water and was like ahh!
. . . when you it's windy outside and your hair blows into your mouth and you actually gag!
....When you spend more than 4 hours @ the LHC every night!
When people compliment your sock bun half-up and ask you how you do it, you respond "it's a trade secret!" And in your head you associate 'trade' with 'being a long hair!'
Lady Nynaeve ti al'Meara Mandragoran of the Rising Shadow in the Order of the Long Haired Knights
Proud member of the Official Hair Idiots Club
When you have two open computer tabs, one for ficcarre, one for apple, and even though your hair is too short for a ficcarre/you're a guy, it's competing with the desire for a new iPod or laptop.
Seriously, it's like 'oooh, two ficcares or...iPod'. o-o;; It's quite sad and wrong, and I think admitting that is the first step to recovery...
Or completely submitting. Whatever.
(Lord Caswallawn of the Crushing Blow in the Order of Longhaired Knights)
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