You know you are a long hair when....

[Kiraela]

when you're sleeping with your hair loose ( I tend to sleep with it loose since braiding it seems to make hairs break off) and you have to smack your boyfriend to wake him up, to get him off your hair so you can go use the bathroom.

...When you're telling a story and feel the need to justify sleeping with your hair loose....

[getoffmyskittle]

When your sister joined LHC and your mom is thinking about it.
When you talk about LHC to your friends.
When you talk about things to your friends and they are like "did this happen on LHC?"

[Xanthippe]

When you hair type people when you're in public
When you actually have spent a night "washing your hair"
When your roommate asks you "Learn any new hair tips?" when she sees you on the computer
When you start using LHC acronyms in real life (like S&D or CO) and your friends learn what they mean
When no one notices when you trim a couple inches, but you think it feels so much shorter

[Shirlpunzel]

when your bald headed bf knows more about hair than any of your (IRL, not here) female friends

(shows who listens at least - I have friends who do every hair no-no in the book, then wonder why their hair doesn't behave the way they want.... I give up on dispensing advice to those who pay no attention)

eta: when you watch tv trying to figure out "how did they do that updo?" or "I wonder if that's a wig?"

you get the majority of your hair products at the grocery store.... but not on the aisle where "normal" people do

[Gumball]

When you think you picked up a huge ball of hair, freak out and think you're shedding unlike anyone else ever has, and realize it's 4 or 5 really long hairs that balled themselves up.

[florenonite]

The power goes out whilst you're S & Ding and you go round to your friend's room with your hair scissors in hand and she doesn't blink an eye.

[tameriska]

You know you're a longhair;
When you go to wind up the window of your car and realise that you have trapped some hair in the window.
When you get dressed, and instead of having to pull your hair out of the neck of your shirt, you have to pull it out of the waistband of your trousers.
When you are wearing your hair loose, and you do a extravagent sweeping bow, and realise that your hair basically just swept the floor

[tiny_teesha]

When you see your sisters brush her haid and cringe.
When you're a LHC member
When you parents stop commenting on the smell of your tea you wash your hair with
" You take hair vitamins.
" You walk past a mirror, back up a few steps, check if your hair grew since the last time you checked (that day) and then tilt your head back to your goal.
" Photo shop your dream hair length.
" Quit your job because it made you wash your hair too much (ok, fine, there were other reasons....but this was a good reason!)
" When you don't shampoo for a month and people tell you how gross you are, and you don't care.

[WritingPrincess]

When you join a challenge to wear your hair up every day for a year.
When you don't wear your hair loose very often.
When your braid starts getting in the way . . . and you're happy.
When you don't mind your halo because it means your hair is growing.
When you put too much coconut oil in your hair and don't think it's gross, but think, "Oh, my hair is so soft and wavy and tangle-free. I should do this more often."

[helynhighwater]

When you find more hairballs than lint in/on your laundry. When you find enough hair in your comb in a month to weave yourself a kitten.
When you can go to a Halloween party as Cousin It without having to buy anything but the hat for your costume.