Long Hair Communitys Ulitmate Secret To Long Hair

[TatsuOni]

Can I make the sacrifice to my own stomach? Or have I been doing it wrong this whole time

Surely imbuing the cheese into my own life essence gives me more cheese per cheese!

The sacrifice should be done to the big cheese in the sky! But the effect will of course be even greater if you also fill yourself up with cheese. You can also try to rub it onto your scalp.

[Hellebore]

Darn it, no wonder my growth has been so slow! I completely missed the ritual.

[TatsuOni]

Darn it, no wonder my growth has been so slow! I completely missed the ritual.

Time to bring out the cheese then!

[vampyyri]

The sacrifice should be done to the big cheese in the sky! But the effect will of course be even greater if you also fill yourself up with cheese. You can also try to rub it onto your scalp.

Thanks for your wisdom, I will become one with the cheese in body and soul

[paulownia]

The power of the moon and cheese compells my hair to grow
Thanks Tatsu

[DropStitches]

Haha, thanks for sharing the secret! I have some vegan mozzarella that I hope the Great Cheese In the Sky will like

[foreveryours]

Is this a burnt offering? Or will the dried up corner of the cream cheese I tossed in the compost bucket this morning do?

Oh, burnt cheese around the edges of an open-faced toasted cheese sandwhich is the best!

[Brittny]

Ancient cheese, lend us your power and bring bountiful hair growth!

[neko_kawaii]

Oh, burnt cheese around the edges of an open-faced toasted cheese sandwhich is the best!

Well, yes. I will happily make and consume such an offering as often as I can.

[embee]

I made an offering this morning and again at lunch time. Hope it helps satisfy the Big Cheese!