If you could spend literally anything on hair related stuff what would you get/do
I would hire someone to do my S&D and to style my hair for me.
I would fund scientific research into less damaging ways to colour and style hair and into reparative technologies (split end fixing nano bots maybe)
I would own every ficcare and keep buying whatever timberstone turnings put out.
I would have hair jewelry made with actual jewels.
I would sleep on silk sheets not just silk pillow cases to protect my hair.
I would let my hair soak in a vat of coconut oil.
I intend to be thought elegant, glamorous and extremely vulgar, because nothing is so glamorous as vulgarity, and there is nothing so vulgar as elegance.
Invest in a hair treatment mask at a spa involving actual gold flecks. Just for the hell of it.
Cool! According to some reports, Ancient Hebrew nobles scattered tiny particles of gold in their hair to make it shine, so I imagine it looks good: http://thehistoryofthehairsworld.com/old_age_2.html
Oh also mason pearson everything
I intend to be thought elegant, glamorous and extremely vulgar, because nothing is so glamorous as vulgarity, and there is nothing so vulgar as elegance.
This was my first thought!! My god, the ficcare clips I could buy...!!!
Yeah, hair toys. Hair toys for sure.
I think I would also buy a very large and diverse collection of oils and essential oils. I would love to have more of those, but I can't really afford things like that right now. If only I could have 200 different essential oils and a few hundred spray bottles. MMmmm.
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I'd go to madora in NYC for more of their famous hair treatments and trims. They also do amazing styling as well. So I'd go there all the time.
May 2017
Lady Rhoslynn Of Two Wheeled Thunder~Order of the Long Haired Knights
1. Pay for someone to do S&Ds.
2. Having a stylist on call. Not every morning because, bah, I value my free time. But literally be able to pick up the phone and say "Come crown braid my hair" or "Begin mixing up absorbable oils. I want my DT to start at 8:30."
3. A room full of hair stuff. Oils, toys, ribbons, hair jewels. Like some women dream about the ultimate walk-in closet.
4. WIGS. Lots and lots of high quality wigs. I love how they give you a completely different look. But it's really hard to find wigs that fit my giant head + all my hair. My wigs would be custom using high quality hair and I'd have hundreds.
5. A valet for the hair room. Because, dude, I'm not taking care of all that stuff.
Grew out the pixie.
Acquired a mane.
Cruising toward Classic.
**For my routine, please see my blog posts.**
Probably shave it all off. Start from scratch. Invest in some nice head scarves and hats, then grow it out as long as possible.
"But the back seat of the drive-in is so lonely without you"
Buy ancient hair toys!
Start the hair museum of the ancient world.
Fund investigation into ancient hairstyles and haircare practices with special focus on pre-historic cultures.
And of course put this stuff back into practice.
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