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    Default Long Hair Communitys Ulitmate Secret To Long Hair

    Most of us has seen them. The videos and the posts, promising us instant long hair. But there's of course, only one true way to grow your hair long. The LHC way!
    At full moon we sacrifice cheese, to the big cheese in the sky and are rewarded with growth





    So now it's time for LHC to come together for our secret full moon ritual!


    Be nice or the beast will scream

    Lady Raven, Guardian of the Enchanted Forests of Nevermore. In The Order of the Long Haired Knights


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    All hail the cheese! May its sacrifice in the name of patience not be in vain!

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    But what if we're lactose intolerant?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty89 View Post
    But what if we're lactose intolerant?
    I actually am, so I eat lactose free cheese. But the point is not to eat it you see. It's the sacrifice that's important. The great cheese in the sky is happy with any cheese. Vegan, lactose free or moldy is fine!


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    Your cheese offerings have me ROFL'ing. Truly. But you are right, girl, it is *the only way*



    Oh man, Tatsu, girlfriend, thank you for making me laugh today. I needed a laugh, badly!
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    Is this a burnt offering? Or will the dried up corner of the cream cheese I tossed in the compost bucket this morning do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapushka View Post
    Your cheese offerings have me ROFL'ing. Truly. But you are right, girl, it is *the only way*



    Oh man, Tatsu, girlfriend, thank you for making me laugh today. I needed a laugh, badly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by neko_kawaii View Post
    Is this a burnt offering? Or will the dried up corner of the cream cheese I tossed in the compost bucket this morning do?
    It will do! The big cheese in the sky will save any cheese that it can!


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    Does the Big Cheese accept joint offerings to His Noodley Appendage with the application of parmesan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by neko_kawaii View Post
    Does the Big Cheese accept joint offerings to His Noodley Appendage with the application of parmesan?
    I think that the big cheese does.


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    Can I make the sacrifice to my own stomach? Or have I been doing it wrong this whole time

    Surely imbuing the cheese into my own life essence gives me more cheese per cheese!

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