Any funny incidents related to your hair length?

[Lucy McLucyFace]

The only thing I can remember is getting hair in my mouth while talking.

Odd this happened to me every day all day for years but hasn't happened in a very long time

[AmaryllisRed]

Just FYI, based on messages I've gotten from some "appreciators" on other platforms, stories like these are one of the subsets of "appreciating" long hair. Something about women having difficulty or risk associated with their hair really seems to amuse them...

You mean like button-related difficulties? Hate when that happens...

[Feral_]

You mean like button-related difficulties? Hate when that happens...

I genuinely had no idea that was a thing some people “appreciated”

[gossamer]

I genuinely had no idea that was a thing some people “appreciated”

Yeah i don't get it either, but I've gotten just enough messages asking for me to share my stories about "hilarious accidents" with my hair that it's enough data points to show a small cluster of interest. Someone (before I blocked them) even kept messaging me with photographs taken of women's hair shut in doors or wrapped around door handles or stuff like that, staged in such a way to show off the "accident" (women posing in mock horror/shock, etc)

[enting]

I've come to learn that some people "enjoy" other people's struggles and/or suffering.

[Feral_]

Clearly I don’t understand some people. However if this thread is likely to cause any of you hassle then please can a moderator delete it?
The incidents I referred to were at my expense, it was not my intention to offend anyone

[Jools69]

Having my hair caught in zips on coats and tangled in my glasses. I’m more careful now!

[Hellebore]

I had an unfortunate incident with one wayward lock of hair and a candle many years ago.

I am more careful around open flames now...

[Hexen]

Just mundane things like walking through a door and the hair tangling around the door handle. Or standing outside with DH and him saying "Aaargh! your hair is wrapping itself around me!".

Your hair is prehensile!

I had an unfortunate incident with one wayward lock of hair and a candle many years ago.

I am more careful around open flames now...

I've caught mine on fire before when smoking some quality party favors from a pipe.
(I don't smoke tobacco)
In retrospect that's not really what I consider funny though.
What's funny is that when it happened I started smacking myself in the face over and over really hard.

[Shorty89]

I wasn't attached to me at the time, but years ago, I got an annoyed text from my boyfriend at the time's brother. One of my hairs had gotten into his underwear and entangled in a rather delicate area.