What exactly is this obsession with cheese?

**christine1989** · April 5th, 2011, 10:08 PM

I've often wondered this myself and I've been on here for 1+ year! Why cheese? Dosen't that exclude vegans, the lactose intolerent and those who just plain don't like cheese? The dancing cheese is cute but I would have gone with a dancing waffle myself.

**Slinks** · April 5th, 2011, 10:24 PM

Nae !! an awesome, lovely story, thank you, long live the cheese !!

**ashke50** · April 6th, 2011, 04:11 AM

My little sister always fills awkward gaps in conversation with "so... I like cheese".
I am amused that the same thing seems to have happened here!

**furnival** · April 6th, 2011, 05:49 AM

Ahh... So at last I understand!

**Sweetie** · April 6th, 2011, 07:11 AM

...so thank you very much for having clarified it all to me, also!!! Such an amazing (and tasty) way to bring peace back

!!!

**jackiesjottings** · April 6th, 2011, 07:23 AM

Oh thank you and I love cheese

**oktobergoud** · April 6th, 2011, 07:37 AM

Cheeeeese

**pelicano** · April 6th, 2011, 08:56 AM

How funny!

I've been wanting to know this ever since I joined, but never got around to asking!!

**PiroskaCicu** · April 6th, 2011, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by Nae

Gather round my dears and I will tell you The Legend of the Cheese. A long, long, long time ago in a land called The Long Hair Community there was some grouchiness and some snarkiness and some general belly aching going on. It was a sad, sad day. Long hairs were getting very heated and hurting each other's feelings something terrible.

It was such a shame, just a crying shame to see those who cared about each other feeling anger in their hearts toward others in our lovely community.

Fortunately, a champion arose. Her name was KarenMarie, an expert wielder of the great cheese who was both brave and wise. She realized, what we should have known all along, that there was nothing so bad in our community that couldn't be fixed by a lovely piece of cheese. Who doesn't love cheese after all? She started offering cheese to people and, as if by magic, the fussing and the fighting went away.

The LHC was awed by the power of the cheese. It could hardly be believed that this wonderful (and tasty) substance could bring about peace and heal the occasional misunderstandings that come when such large groups of long hairs get together.

Cheese stands as a reminder to our community that no discussion (no matter how crazy) is worth hurting our friends and fellow adventurers on this very long quest toward long hair.

And those that remember that momenteous day in LHC history have told the tales to the next generation, as I am telling the tale to you. Go out!!! I beseech you! Wield the cheese with love, sowing peace and harmony wherever you go. All of you, who are hearing this story, are now part of the legend. Carry it out the sacred responsibility as you see fit, spreading cheese wherever you see the seeds of discontent.

Long live the cheese!!!!

(Basic cheese info from memory and supported by this archived thread lol. I am in storyteller mode tonight, you will have to forgive me.)
http://www.longhaircommunity.com/arc...ad.php?t=36249

Loved your story, Nae!! Amazing

I love cheese and I love cheese + long hair ...just not on the hair