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rena
June 22nd, 2011, 10:02 AM
I just couldn't resist, and wanted to share :). I hope its okay and doesn't offend anyone! I'm a Christian and I'm okay with it, but if it makes anyone uncomfortable, I apologize in advance.
Can you think of any hair prayers? Please share if you can!
TLHC is my guide to healthy hair; I shall not heat-style.
It maketh me to lie down in satin nightcaps and pillowcases:
It leadeth me beside distilled waters.
It restoreth my shine:
It leadeth me in the instructions of updos, and pin curls (or wraps) for my hair’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the halo of frizz,
I will fear no split ends: For thou art with me (in my favorites list);
Thy SMTs and thy ACV rinses, they smoothen me.
Thou preparest a list of sulfate-free shampoos, good conditioners, and Henna recipes before me in the absence of my hair dresser;
Thou annointest my hair with EVO, coconut, avocado, almond, canola, castor, and TONS of other kinds of oil; My cup runneth over with hair sticks (and other pretty hair toys).
Surely softness and manageability shall follow me all the strokes of my comb,
and I will dwell at WST length forever.
darkrose
June 22nd, 2011, 10:07 AM
im christian and i think its an awesome prayer, i'll have to try it.:) cant think of any hair prayers now, but i'll post again if i think of one.:cheese:
BroadwayBeauty
June 22nd, 2011, 10:08 AM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha :spitting:
That's hilarious! Very cute. Well done!
BeautifulBlonde
June 22nd, 2011, 10:11 AM
I love this! Can I put it in my journal? ....Please. ^____^
rena
June 22nd, 2011, 10:13 AM
I love this! Can I put it in my journal? ....Please. ^____^
Of course!
Cowgirl16
June 22nd, 2011, 10:41 AM
That was wonderful! Thank you for sharing:)
elbow chic
June 22nd, 2011, 10:49 AM
YAY!!!
"smoothen" :laugh:
MeganE
June 22nd, 2011, 11:00 AM
That was seriously spectacular. I love it!!!! I'm not religious, but that's one prayer I would take the time to learn by heart. :D
GlassWidow
June 22nd, 2011, 11:16 AM
That was so creative! I love it! :cheese:
Rhea
June 22nd, 2011, 11:19 AM
:D
TLHC is my guide to healthy hair; I shall not heat-style.
It maketh me to lie down in satin nightcaps and pillowcases:
It leadeth me beside distilled waters.
It restoreth my shine:
It leadeth me in the instructions of updos, and pin curls (or wraps) for my hair’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the halo of frizz,
I will fear no split ends: For thou art with me (in my favorites list);
Thy SMTs and thy ACV rinses, they smoothen me.
Thou preparest a list of sulfate-free shampoos, good conditioners, and Henna recipes before me in the absence of my hair dresser;
Thou annointest my hair with EVO, coconut, avocado, almond, canola, castor, and TONS of other kinds of oil; My cup runneth over with hair sticks (and other pretty hair toys).
Surely softness and manageability shall follow me all the strokes of my comb,
and I will dwell at WST length forever.
This is my 'bible' for a long long time befor and now too... :cheese::D
gthlvrmx
June 22nd, 2011, 11:19 AM
That's hilarious, i love it! Just change WST to FLR ;)
EmiliaF
June 22nd, 2011, 11:27 AM
:cheese: Love it! :disco:
rena
June 22nd, 2011, 12:09 PM
Thanks everyone, I'm glad you liked it : ).
battles
June 22nd, 2011, 10:22 PM
I think this is cute. :p
Notluckyblessed
June 22nd, 2011, 10:40 PM
Sounds Cool.. Thanks for letting us read it! :D
irisheyes
June 24th, 2011, 11:52 PM
Amen, Sister!
Toiréasa
June 25th, 2011, 05:35 PM
Very creative,I love it!
Catladyintown
June 25th, 2011, 05:53 PM
Rena thank you so much for coming up with this prayer. I think it is so adorable.:cheese::cheese:
Melanie Marie
June 25th, 2011, 05:56 PM
It's going out on the limb there, but I think it's pretty darn funny, especially if you're familiar with Psalm 23. Very clever!!! ;)
meganb990
June 25th, 2011, 11:45 PM
Made me smile, nice work!
kidari
June 25th, 2011, 11:49 PM
Very nice! I loved reading it, thank you.
katsrevenge
June 26th, 2011, 12:00 AM
This is awesomely funny.
vintage88
June 26th, 2011, 04:44 AM
This is so great! :) very inspiring!
Alvrodul
June 26th, 2011, 05:15 AM
Brilliant! :laugh:
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