Prayer for your hair LHC inspired

[rena]

I just couldn't resist, and wanted to share :). I hope its okay and doesn't offend anyone! I'm a Christian and I'm okay with it, but if it makes anyone uncomfortable, I apologize in advance.

Can you think of any hair prayers? Please share if you can!

TLHC is my guide to healthy hair; I shall not heat-style.
It maketh me to lie down in satin nightcaps and pillowcases:
It leadeth me beside distilled waters.
It restoreth my shine:
It leadeth me in the instructions of updos, and pin curls (or wraps) for my hair’s sake.


Yea, though I walk through the valley of the halo of frizz,
I will fear no split ends: For thou art with me (in my favorites list);
Thy SMTs and thy ACV rinses, they smoothen me.
Thou preparest a list of sulfate-free shampoos, good conditioners, and Henna recipes before me in the absence of my hair dresser;
Thou annointest my hair with EVO, coconut, avocado, almond, canola, castor, and TONS of other kinds of oil; My cup runneth over with hair sticks (and other pretty hair toys).


Surely softness and manageability shall follow me all the strokes of my comb,
and I will dwell at WST length forever.

[darkrose]

im christian and i think its an awesome prayer, i'll have to try it.:) cant think of any hair prayers now, but i'll post again if i think of one.:cheese:

[BroadwayBeauty]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha :spitting:

That's hilarious! Very cute. Well done!

[BeautifulBlonde]

I love this! Can I put it in my journal? ....Please. ^____^

[rena]

I love this! Can I put it in my journal? ....Please. ^____^

Of course!

[Cowgirl16]

That was wonderful! Thank you for sharing:)

[elbow chic]

YAY!!!

"smoothen" :laugh:

[MeganE]

That was seriously spectacular. I love it!!!! I'm not religious, but that's one prayer I would take the time to learn by heart. :D

[GlassWidow]

That was so creative! I love it! :cheese:

[Rhea]

:D

TLHC is my guide to healthy hair; I shall not heat-style.
It maketh me to lie down in satin nightcaps and pillowcases:
It leadeth me beside distilled waters.
It restoreth my shine:
It leadeth me in the instructions of updos, and pin curls (or wraps) for my hair’s sake.


Yea, though I walk through the valley of the halo of frizz,
I will fear no split ends: For thou art with me (in my favorites list);
Thy SMTs and thy ACV rinses, they smoothen me.
Thou preparest a list of sulfate-free shampoos, good conditioners, and Henna recipes before me in the absence of my hair dresser;
Thou annointest my hair with EVO, coconut, avocado, almond, canola, castor, and TONS of other kinds of oil; My cup runneth over with hair sticks (and other pretty hair toys).


Surely softness and manageability shall follow me all the strokes of my comb,
and I will dwell at WST length forever.

This is my 'bible' for a long long time befor and now too... :cheese::D

[gthlvrmx]

That's hilarious, i love it! Just change WST to FLR ;)

[EmiliaF]

:cheese: Love it! :disco:

[rena]

Thanks everyone, I'm glad you liked it : ).

[battles]

I think this is cute. :p

[Notluckyblessed]

Sounds Cool.. Thanks for letting us read it! :D

[irisheyes]

Amen, Sister!

[Toiréasa]

Very creative,I love it!

[Catladyintown]

Rena thank you so much for coming up with this prayer. I think it is so adorable.:cheese::cheese:

[Melanie Marie]

It's going out on the limb there, but I think it's pretty darn funny, especially if you're familiar with Psalm 23. Very clever!!! ;)

[meganb990]

Made me smile, nice work!

[kidari]

Very nice! I loved reading it, thank you.

[katsrevenge]

This is awesomely funny.

[vintage88]

This is so great! :) very inspiring!

[Alvrodul]

Brilliant! :laugh: