View Full Version : The things I do for my hair .. (Funny Story)

April 22nd, 2011, 10:24 PM
This is a amusing story that happend to me last night. Once Upon a Time.. :D
I was making some honeylightening water (Whateever you want to call it). I left it it my bathroom, to go get my painbrush, and a swimcap. When I returned, supplies in hand, there stood my mother, fresh from a day shift in the hospital as a nurse. She had woke up to brush her teeth. She was holding my bowl of water and yelling, 'I've had ENOUGH!! I've put up with SO many things! Coconut oil in your hair, EVOO in your hair, VINIGAR IN YOUR HAIR!!' She took a breath. 'But I will NOT tolerate you puting PEE IN YOUR HAIR!!'.

The persecution I recive for helping my hair. :D

April 22nd, 2011, 10:33 PM


April 22nd, 2011, 10:36 PM
Oh dear god, you do not know how hard i just laughed! Thank you for cheering me up! I have a feeling im going to get to that exact point with my father very soon.
My friends completely do not understand yet why in the world i do some of these things.
But in the end, if it's good, it's good right?

April 22nd, 2011, 10:37 PM
Haha wow she thought it was pee

April 22nd, 2011, 10:39 PM
:)what a great story. thanks for sharing that.:cheese::cool::eek::o:p

April 22nd, 2011, 10:40 PM


April 23rd, 2011, 01:06 AM
:applause:applause I LOVE funny stories!!! :D :applause

April 23rd, 2011, 01:12 AM
Gotta say, I wondered about pee. I mean, I read in The Mammoth Hunters that you could let urine sit out for a couple of days and then use it to bleach leather and various materials. And apparently, there's already been a thread on here about pee in the hair!!


I considered it when honey lightening made no difference in my hair. But I've decided to go with the decidedly more pleasant route of sitting in the sun with lemon juice. :D

April 23rd, 2011, 01:36 AM

April 23rd, 2011, 01:50 AM
Wow, that is all I have to say.

April 23rd, 2011, 01:56 AM
hahahahahahahahahaha .. OMG !!! I laughed so hard my whole family had to know what what I was laughing at !! that. is. hilarious ..

April 23rd, 2011, 02:05 AM
I read in The Mammoth Hunters :D

I read this set of books .. oh - about 4 times a year :D since 1989 of course now there are 5 of them AND would you believe, I am reading The Clan of the Cave Bear right now, got about 40 pages before I move on to The Valley of the Horses my ALL time favourite !! I think Jondalar is an everlasting dicky dodo !! lol .. ;)

April 23rd, 2011, 02:54 AM
:lol: your poor mom. :rollin:

April 23rd, 2011, 03:12 AM
I Laughed Out Loud. So funny! :rollin::D

Mums/Moms are just great, aren't they :rockerdud

April 23rd, 2011, 03:16 AM
Thats funny :rollin:

April 23rd, 2011, 03:50 AM
Ha ha. That's funny.

April 23rd, 2011, 04:54 AM
Most amusing thing I've read in the past week or so XD

April 23rd, 2011, 04:58 AM
I almost spilled my drink on the keyboard - what a story! :D

April 23rd, 2011, 06:27 AM
Now that was a funny story to start my day with! I can only imagine the look on her face...lol.:D

April 23rd, 2011, 06:32 AM
Great story! :applause :rollin:

April 23rd, 2011, 06:48 AM
Pahahahaha, brilliant :D

April 23rd, 2011, 07:18 AM
hahahahahaha! what a laugh! :D

April 23rd, 2011, 07:21 AM
What a funny story:D

April 23rd, 2011, 07:38 AM
Rofl, she probably thinks you are getting all these hair tips from a bunch of nuts.......I am afraid she would be right though.

Pee may be taking things a bit too far though. At least I hope.

April 23rd, 2011, 10:20 AM
Wow. All I have to say is: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

Pantsless Amy
April 23rd, 2011, 10:45 AM
That made me laugh so hard. Then my husband wanted to know what I was laughing at so I read him your story. He laughed too and said he feels your Mom's pain. :rollin:

April 23rd, 2011, 11:41 AM
I gather she didn't bother to smell it...? Because I'd worry even more if my daughter's pee smelled of honey!

April 23rd, 2011, 11:51 AM
I'm slightly worried a nurse does not know the difference between honey and urine ... :p

April 23rd, 2011, 11:53 AM
That is great! Thanks for giving me a good laugh. :)

April 23rd, 2011, 12:16 PM