Hair bragging

[Phalaenopsis]

My hairbun is so big that I call it its bunness

My hair is so soft that even a bug slides right off it

My hair is so shiney you'll have to wear sunglasses if you want to look directly at it

Bring it on y'all :D

[Lianna]

I thought this was about someone bragging about their hair on you. :D

Maybe I'll come back in a few years when my hair is longer. ;)

[milagro]

I would love to but each brag seems to bring a downside with it, like my hair is rather thick but that makes bunning difficult and gives a huge-bushy look if there's a frizz, and its silkiness turns into slipperiness when I braid (damn layers inevitably slide off after a short while).

I anticipate reading others' bragging with pleasure, though. And your hair is truly gorgeous :flower:

[LovelyL]

My hair is so long I can strangle you with it! :twisted: (well maybe not quite yet :p)

[PeacenQuietGal]

yo My hair is sooooo shiney I can stand in thr sun and signal my kids for dinner with it!! :cool:

[enfys]

My bun has a zipcode.
People pay for hair like mine.
I have a built in (on?) pillow if I fancy a quick nap :D

[Viechen]

My hair has such a mind of its own that I never have to style it and still wake up with something new and 'exciting' every morning? I think that counts...
My hair is so soft and sleek that I can go several days without brushing it and then just run my fingers through it and Im good to go... :)

[angelfell]

My hair is so thin it almost never tangles? I guess that's a downside too XD.

[Fethenwen]

My hair is so red I could start a fire with it :D

[Madora]

back in the day, my hair was so thick that you could mop the floor with it.

Some of my strands are so thick now that you could sew with them.

[jaine]

When the boogyman hacks up a furball he nervously compares it to my showerdrain and then hides in the closet in shame because mine is bigger

[Tressie]

Her hair was so long, it swept the floor behind her!

His hair was so dark, we couldn't see it!

[boomtownrat]

My hair is so silver you could use it as a mirror! :D