Hair-cut bingo

[ilovelonghair]

In the child-free group we were talking on how there is this picture about 'breeders bingo':

http://7deadlysinners.typepad.com/sinners/images/breeder_bingo.jpg

we were talking about how we need one of these related to stupid comments about hair cutting. So I'm going to make one :D. Any suggestions about what to put on there?

[joyellen]

How about, "Why don't you donate it to Locks of Love?"

[eternallyverdan]

Some of the best:

"Cutting it will make it grow faster."
"You must spend way too much money on shampoo" (if only they knew!)
"Don't you get bored with it?"
"Long hair makes you look frumpy"
"Why even bother having it long if you never wear it down?"
"Long hair is dirty."

[Flynn]

May I suggest:

"Wow, it's so long, you should cut it"

"When did you last cut your hair?"

"You'd look great with layers!"

I'm also heartily seconding the LoL one, though it's kind of America-specific. Maybe just leave it at "you should donate it"?:cheese:

O.o A dancing cheese just appeared in my post, and I swear I didn't put it there.

[Kuchen]

"Your hair is pretty. Why don't you cut it?"

"Your hair is long"

[blendedchaitea]

"Your hair needs a trim, like (insert superfluous length here) off."

"There's no way you can trim/wash/style all that hair yourself!"

[BroknRechord]

"Oh, what you have is nice, but don't let it get too much longer. Long hair is gross and dead."

[Gumball]

"Long hair makes you look old!" or "You'll look YEARS younger!"

[ilovelonghair]

Nearly finished: need 3 more!

[Flynn]

"Long hair makes you look old!" or "You'll look YEARS younger!"

Or for the very young, "you'd look so much more mature..."

[Sashay]

"It's so old-fashioned."

"You always wear it up anyway, short would be the same but easier."

[ilovelonghair]

http://forums.longhaircommunity.com/picture.php?albumid=44&pictureid=45225

[ilovelonghair]

noooo, I made a spellings mistake! got to redo it :(

ok, fixed it

[Flynn]

*Applause* XD

[BeatlesFanGirl]

Oh that's funny :) I would have suggested comments too if I had read this topic earlier. Such as "Women with long hair are only hiding behind their hair. You should cut it. Brave women have short hair" :D

Oh yeah and I wanna join the child-free group too!

[ilovelonghair]

I bet we could have many more things added to the hair bingo...

[Aditi]

I know the list is complete but can't help to add one more that "You neck will be pulled back with Long Hair so cut it and save your neck" :D

[hennaphile]

BINGO!!! :cheese:

[swanns]

So, you need five of these in a row to win? Competition time! :D

[GlassEyes]

Someone should print those up for a meet. xD; If only for the novelty value.

[RavennaNight]

:thumbsup:

[SHELIAANN1969]

Oh wow, how cool!!

B I N G O and bingo was his name-o! ;)

[embee]

That's a neat idea, glad you came up with it. Love the entries... well, no, actually I don't love them at all! ;)

[ilovelonghair]

Feel free to print it out and use :D. If anyone uses it for a meet-up I want to see pictures (especially reactions of on non-forum people who will be wondering what that is haha)

[swanns]

Lol I linked this to my Facebook profile.. Sadly no one has commented it, at least not yet.

[noelgirl]

Clever! I would have added "Long hair isn't professional", I think we've all heard that one.

[Speckla]

"Don't you love that new baby smell?" What smell? a loaded diaper? sorry, off op topic...

;)

[MsBubbles]

Oh! I thought you meant you were going to make a 'comeback' bingo sheet, you know, like 'I'm not here to decorate your world', or 'why don't you donate some money/a kidney/your corneas to Locks of Love', etc.

[longhairedfairy]

This BINGO thing is hilarious!


"Don't you love that new baby smell?" What smell? a loaded diaper? sorry, off op topic...
;)
Oh, Speckla... :rollin:


Oh! I thought you meant you were going to make a 'comeback' bingo sheet, you know, like 'I'm not here to decorate your world', or 'why don't you donate some money/a kidney/your corneas to Locks of Love', etc.
I don't think LOL would have much use for a kidney or cornea.;):p

[Wicked Princess]

Hahahahah. I shared both the child-free and long-haired bingo sheets with my fiance, and he thought they were as hilarious as I do :)

I can't say I've ever heard the "long hair isn't professional" one before. Not ever! But the few women I've seen working with long hair have it in very, very neat, extra long pony tail (the woman at my favorite coffee shop has a super, super sleek red ponytail) or have it neatly braided. They're very lovely, very professional hair styles!

[ilovelonghair]

Oh! I thought you meant you were going to make a 'comeback' bingo sheet, you know, like 'I'm not here to decorate your world', or 'why don't you donate some money/a kidney/your corneas to Locks of Love', etc.

:D
I'm not very good with comebacks, maybe someone else can make one

[misstwist]

:D
I'm not very good with comebacks, maybe someone else can make one

How about, "I'll give your opinion all the consideration it deserves."

[SeaShell]

I love it...I want to make it my desktop background!! :D

[Wicked Princess]

How about, "I'll give your opinion all the consideration it deserves."

Hehehe. Considering what was just said for this to be your reply...it tends to show a lack of tact or thought on the person's part...

This may be too subtle for them...:rolleyes:

Maybe instead one of us could just say..."Um...:cheese:"

While far from witty...it would certainly get them to shut up, haha.