Funny hair comment from a kid

[rose_in_bloom]

I was babysitting three boys tonight (ages 4, 2, and 1). The two older boys were pretending to be knights, and the 4 year old was brandishing a "spear", which was actually a vacuum cleaner extension tube...kids are so funny. :D Anyway, he suddenly announced:

"I'm going to cut your hair off with my spear!"

Me: *playfully* WHAT?? Why are you going to do that?

Kid: *in a confused voice* "Well...because it's long."

Me: "Why would you cut it just because it's long? I like my long hair."

Kid: "But, I get my hair cut when it's long, so that means you have to cut yours too because it's long."

Me: "Nooo, I like mine to be long."

Kid: "Well...I'm going to cut it anyway!!"

And he proceded to lightly tap my head with the "spear", and then announced proudly that it was all cut off. I pretended to be devastated, and he and his little brothers thought it was hilarious. Later in the evening the 2 year old said in some form of baby talk: "Cut her hair again!"

It was really amusing. :lol:

Off topic funny quote from the same 4 year old: *after stabbing me with his "spear"* "You be not alive anymore, ok?"

Hehe...I love kids.

[LittleOrca]

lol That is so cute! :)


"You be not alive anymore, ok?" :rollin:

[Zindell]

Naw! So cute! :-D

[nowxisxforever]

Awwww, how cute.

[JKRBeloved]

Little ones can say things in such an adorable way that adults just can't pull off.

[Feye]

Kids are really cute. Generally though, they love long hair and don't want to cut it off. I was going to trim the ends on my sister's hair, and her 5-year-old daughter was so worried that I'd make it short. When I was done she was satisfied and now she trusts me with the scissors :D

[rose_in_bloom]

Little ones can say things in such an adorable way that adults just can't pull off.

So true! If I'd had that same type of conversation with an adult, I would have posted a rant about how insensitive and rude that person was. But since it was a kid, it's just funny and cute. :)

[embee]

Funny! :) Just don't let them play around you with scissors, they might actually try to *cut* something! Arrgh, what a horror that would be!

[marzipanthecat]

That's so cute!

A friend of mine - her 3 year old daughter came in to me, holding a pot plant, and saying "This is deadified".

(Yes, it was indeed a dead plant. It was killified with over-watering, I reckon!)

[Chrissy]

LOL!! Love all these kid stories. :) I am lucky to have 3 sisters really close in age to me. When we were younger we had all sorts of fun imaginations for games etc.

[AmyJorgensen]

Chrissy, your hair is looking so nice. I'm sure I can see a lot of improvement from your old signature.

[redneckprincess]

kids...there so cute ....sometimes

[ButterCup02]

LOL Kids are so funny! What a cute story! We have 8 neices and nephews all under the age of 4, they are soooo much fun!! I love baby sitting!

[Rentlle]

oooh, that's just realy sweet :)

[raenna]

When my hair was much longer and very blonde a little boy was staring at my head. Finally he said, "Is that a wig?" I thought it was so funny, but, he was dead serious. I pulled on it really hard to prove it to him. Ugh, how I wish my hair was that long again!

I just joined the list even though I've lurked for years!:)

[krissykins]

So true! If I'd had that same type of conversation with an adult, I would have posted a rant about how insensitive and rude that person was. But since it was a kid, it's just funny and cute. :)

And I would be the first to ask why you were conversing with an adult who wants to chop your hair off with a fake spear/vacuum hose. :P

But that is sooo adorable. I love stories like this

[Elphie]

That is a really cute story! I spend my day around little people. During lunchtime, we were talking about foods we like and one little girl said "strawberries, cheese, yogurt and long hair". I laughed and asked her if she liked my hair and she smiled and said "yeah".

[ButterCup02]

That is a really cute story! I spend my day around little people. During lunchtime, we were talking about foods we like and one little girl said "strawberries, cheese, yogurt and long hair". I laughed and asked her if she liked my hair and she smiled and said "yeah".

So cute!! My little neice is 4 and is growing her hair out long. She informed me the last time I saw her that she was only growing it to right above her butt because she didn't want it to fall into the toilet when she peed LMAO!! Aaah so cute!

[JamieLeigh]

Hahahaha....kids are awesome! :D That was a really funny hair-cut scenario.

[Nyghtingale]

That's so cute

[Moonstruck]

Hahahaha, all these stories are so intensely cute!

A little girl asked me once if I was going to become Rapunzel one day, and I feel like little kids ask to touch it all the time. So much cuter than adults, definitely. Haha.

[ladylibra]

Chrissy, your hair is looking so nice. I'm sure I can see a lot of improvement from your old signature.

Way off-topic, but we are both in the Hoosier state so I wanted to say hi! ;)

[LisaB234]

Darling kid story! I used to take care of a little guy who didn't like to get his hair cut - he referred to the process as "getting barbered." SO, the key to long hair - don't get barbered! ;-)