View Full Version : Post Your Hair Comebacks Here Thread!
curlylocks85
August 5th, 2015, 06:46 PM
There are a lot of people who talk about not knowing how to respond in a situation where a person, or people, make a comment, or comments, that are offensive in one manner or another, therefore, I thought we could have a place to post our hair comeback's so everyone can use this thread as a reference. A lot of the comebacks are posted throughout many different threads and can be hard to find so I hope this thread makes things easier? :)
I will start:
OP. Why don't you get your hair cut so it has shape?
ME. My hair does get cut, by me, and has a U-Shape hemline.
OP. Why don't you cut it short so it frames your face: You would look so cute?
ME. Thanks for the suggestion, but my hair is exactly the way I like it.
OP. :confused: :bigeyes:
ME. If you do not like my hair... mind your own business. :shrug:
OP. :bigeyes: :confused:
ME. :cool:
turtlelover
August 5th, 2015, 07:04 PM
My hair isn't very long now, but I used to just tell people I have a severe allergy to scissors! :tmi: I think it is better to deflect the comments w/ some humor than let them get to you!
kidso
August 5th, 2015, 08:43 PM
When I heard...."When was the last time you cut your hair?" --with any sarcasm, disdain, or disgust....
I would reply with. a question of my own..."When was the last time you brushed your teeth, because your breath smells like a trash dump!
...Then, I would calmly turn and walk away with a grin on my face.
Ephemia
August 6th, 2015, 09:51 AM
I don't get many offensive comments, so I've never actually used this, but...
'What would you do if I cut it all off?'
'What would you do if I stuck pins in your eyes?'
:D But generally I prefer a more polite approach to ignorance.
bte
August 6th, 2015, 10:13 AM
I enjoy the good retort, but sometimes I regret upsetting people that aren't really meaning to be nasty!
Anyway, back on subject. This is a conversation I have mentioned before, but it's worth repeating.
Person I have never met: Young man, why is your hair in a ponytail?
Self: Because it's long.
Person ( a note of triumph creeping into her voice): And why is it long?
Self: So that I can wear it in a ponytail.
And I went on my way happy.
curlylocks85
August 6th, 2015, 10:37 AM
bte
Your retort made me laugh out loud. :)
kirby
August 6th, 2015, 11:43 AM
When people who have never grown their hair out say:
"You should really donate your hair to Locks of Love.."
"Well I like my hair the way it is, but if you care so much as to recruit others maybe you should spend 10 years growing out yours to donate instead :)"
Really, some people act like you should care so much about a sketchy organization when they aren't willing to do the same! It should be easier for them to do anyway, they don't even WANT their long hair, I do!!
kidso
August 6th, 2015, 08:44 PM
When people who have never grown their hair out say:
"You should really donate your hair to Locks of Love.."
"Well I like my hair the way it is, but if you care so much as to recruit others maybe you should spend 10 years growing out yours to donate instead :)"
Really, some people act like you should care so much about a sketchy organization when they aren't willing to do the same! It should be easier for them to do anyway, they don't even WANT their long hair, I do!!
Or 25 years... nice Kirby.
MeAndTheMaz
August 7th, 2015, 04:29 AM
I enjoy the good retort, but sometimes I regret upsetting people that aren't really meaning to be nasty!
Anyway, back on subject. This is a conversation I have mentioned before, but it's worth repeating.
Person I have never met: Young man, why is your hair in a ponytail?
Self: Because it's long.
Person ( a note of triumph creeping into her voice): And why is it long?
Self: So that I can wear it in a ponytail.
And I went on my way happy.
bte
Your retort made me laugh out loud. :)
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