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JadeTigress
November 20th, 2012, 10:07 AM
My boyfriend always goes on and on about all the stuff I'm willing to put in my hair (my need to go crazy experimenting is off the charts now that the forum is back up). He about lost it when we were at Walmart and I said I needed to check the price of their Monistat for my hair.

While we were at lunch yesterday, he asked me what I was going to do with the rest of my day off, and I said I didn't know, but maybe I'd experiment with an egg wash or something. Which prompted this:

"If it would do whatever you wanted to your hair, would you put cow drool all over it? And you have to do it once a week for it to keep working."

My answer, of course, was yes. :p If it would do absolutely anything I wanted to my hair? I figure that's just the sort of thing they invented gloves for.
Kaelee
November 20th, 2012, 10:17 AM
It can't be worse than Whale Sperm, right? :D
PinkyCat
November 20th, 2012, 11:16 AM
Or placenta :puke:
melusine963
November 20th, 2012, 01:28 PM
It can't be worse than Whale Sperm, right? :D


Or placenta :puke:

Tell me no-one actually does this! :tmi:
sfgirl
November 20th, 2012, 02:51 PM
I know placenta is actually really good for some people's hair! It's a great (albeit non-vegan) protein treatment.
young&reckless
November 20th, 2012, 04:21 PM
People do this. :crazyq:
Anje
November 20th, 2012, 04:29 PM
Tell me no-one actually does this! :tmi:

Here's your placenta. (http://www.amazon.com/Hask-Placenta-Henna-Original-1pack/dp/B000926WME) (Not a very good price, though.)

The whale sperm thread (http://forums.longhaircommunity.com/showthread.php?t=53427) and the associated blog article. (http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/08/06/i-tried-whale-sperm-conditioner-and-it-was-not-a-total-whale-fa/)
melusine963
November 20th, 2012, 07:04 PM
Here's your placenta. (http://www.amazon.com/Hask-Placenta-Henna-Original-1pack/dp/B000926WME) (Not a very good price, though.)

The whale sperm thread (http://forums.longhaircommunity.com/showthread.php?t=53427) and the associated blog article. (http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/08/06/i-tried-whale-sperm-conditioner-and-it-was-not-a-total-whale-fa/)

Why, oh why did I follow those links? They'll be haunting my sleep tonight.
JadeTigress
November 20th, 2012, 07:18 PM
I don't know about the whale sperm, but I've tried a placenta treatment before. :p
AutumnLocks
November 21st, 2012, 09:03 AM
A lot of women would do just about anything to their hair, face,body if someone told them that it would make them more beautiful or healthy. It's kind of sad but I'm sure somewhere there is someone with a bucket following some poor cow around trying to get cow drool for their "beauty regime"...lol Call it bovine essence.