When anytime anyone in your writer chat discussing/wails about hair issues you send them here to LHC. When you go to a private chat room to discuss hair issues so you won't chase other people out of the chat.

When you compliment someone on their gorgeous waist length hair and they admit that they are thinking about cutting it and you tell them to go to LHC and wait two weeks before cutting it.

When at least two of your friends and one family member opens an account at LHC to get you to stop telling them to go there...

**coughs**