Funny Things Kids Said About Your Hair

**Robi-Bird** · February 10th, 2016, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by languagenut

Robi-Bird, I guess she'd better master those hair sticks then!

If she really does end up being a long-hair (she's only four) Auntie plans to be a patient mentor.

**Beatrixity** · February 18th, 2016, 07:56 AM

I was helping some 6th grade girls finish up there homework when I noticed one of them had an almost classic length low ponytail. I complemented her and she turned around, whipped out a spary bottle and spritzed my hair. "There! Your hair will be long by next week!" I laughed and eagerly read the label: it was watered down cherry blossom body spray from bath and body works. I laughed a while after that. If only there were a magic potion like that! Im back to the not so magic yet ever so virtuous PATIENCE. Sigh.

**Mirabele** · February 18th, 2016, 10:28 AM

Beatrixity: haha, i would want a magic potion like that, to get long hair in a week. would spray extra to get some additional thickness, and preferable, waves

from the vocabulary of my teenage son. my sock bun = oh, look, donut. my BBB brush = oh, look, horse brush. he isn't being sarcastic, he is just saying fist thing that comes to his mind seeing my "new" har things that he haven't seend before

**lithostoic** · February 18th, 2016, 01:04 PM

"Do you even brush your hair?" :/

**cat11** · February 18th, 2016, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by lithostoic

"Do you even brush your hair?" :/

yeah. none of the things kids said about my hair were funny... just mean. Because it was curly and my mom just brushed and pulled the **** out of it not knowing better and it looked... a mess.

Also "it literally looks like a birds nest." -_- These types of comments, especially kids and even my own parents refusing to beleive I brushed my hair really made me hate it for years

**Entangled** · February 18th, 2016, 06:15 PM

"Her hair is all the way to her back. She needs to cut it." From the four year old who used to tell me I had Rapunzel hair...

**languagenut** · February 28th, 2016, 12:20 AM

(After reprimanding one of the 2yr olds for trying to sand my recently-varnished hair fork)

Me: Don't mess with that. That's for me; it's for my hair.
2yr old: Make - donut?
Me: Donut? We don't have any donuts.
2yr old: Donut - in hair!
Me: Why would I want a donut in my hair?... Oh, you mean a bun! I make a bun in my hair.
2yr old: Bun - hair...

But that apparently sent his thoughts in a different direction, as he concluded with, "Eat - bagel; me rungry!" and ran into the kitchen!

No, I just couldn't stay angry (about the damaged fork)!