You know you are a long hair when....

[stargazer616]

I'm a martial artist, and after rolling out of a technique we're supposed to look behind us at the person who threw us. It has come to my attention that while turning around I automatically hold up a hand to keep my braid from slapping me in the face.

[swearnsue]

You know you're a longhair when: your husband finishes fixing the fan and tells you it was clogged up with your shed hairs. (this happened today!)

[Amapola]

You reach your hand down behind some cushions, and discover 25 shed hairs.

But then you pull them up, and it turns out it's only one hair...

[Arete]

When you have to tuck your braid into your lab coat.

[earth]

When someone asks you whether you and your wife are going to have the same length hair.

[SThr]

When you realize your posture is being thrown off by your bun. It kept pushing my head away from headrests, so I ended up doing the vulture neck thing. Time for lower or higher buns!
When you constantly fasten your belt pouches over your hair, and they grab hairs when you sit down. Hair, belt pouches, I love you both, why can't you just play nice?

[Entangled]

When taking a break from schoolwork means going and brushing your hair to de-stress.

[Theobroma]

You see a message in your spam folder with "gain 3+ inches" in the subject header and it takes you a couple of seconds to remember that they're unlikely to be talking about hair length.

[slynr]

You see a message in your spam folder with "gain 3+ inches" in the subject header and it takes you a couple of seconds to remember that they're unlikely to be talking about hair length.

Ha!!! That is classic

[brickworld13]

When you get excited because you're mastering new styles. That all thumbs problem is definitely on the way out of the picture.