You know you are a long hair when....

**Bene** · July 8th, 2012, 01:54 AM

Not sure this applies to other people, but it made me feel kind of smug:

My b/f came home the other day and tells me about the annoying chick in his office (every day when he comes home and I ask him about how his day went, he tells me about this psycho whom I've lovingly dubbed "Fatal Attraction", yes, she's that bad) who got her hair straightened and was showing off by swinging it around and squealing "Oh, it's soooo LONG!", and spent the day tossing it over her shoulders and fishing for compliments. He ended his story with "This chick's hair is barely at her armpits. I freaking LIVE with a long hair, and she doesn't go around flouncing it like that, and she doesn't straighten it and try to get attention for it. And she doesn't walk around to every guy in the office, who try to ignore her annoying ass as much as possible, telling them about how long her hair is hoping they'll agree."

I was so proud

That is until he scratched at his sweaty nether region and pulled on a 3 foot long strand and laid it on my arm and said "Oh yeah, this is yours" Well, I was proud then too

**ariesfairies** · July 8th, 2012, 02:43 AM

That you know you're back on the same bus as last time when you find your friend finds your own hair strand on one of the seats a couple of day later!

**Dovetail** · July 8th, 2012, 07:20 AM

Ew! Aries thats kinda icky on behalf of the bus (not you but the fact that they hadn't cleaned it or whatever they do to buses)

You know you're a long hair when: your hair gets caught in the snaps of your bra closure

**IvanaGil** · July 8th, 2012, 09:30 AM

When you use your braid to hit people with. And fantasize about when they will make a superwoman whose superpower is her long hair

**leylusha** · July 8th, 2012, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by IvanaGil

When you use your braid to hit people with. And fantasize about when they will make a superwoman whose superpower is her long hair

Bayonetta kinda fits the bill.

**Shepherdess** · July 8th, 2012, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by IvanaGil

When you use your braid to hit people with. And fantasize about when they will make a superwoman whose superpower is her long hair

Same exact thing I do! LOL!

**spirals** · July 8th, 2012, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by miss_rv

When someone is talking about you and trying to identify you, they suddenly give up and say "you know, that girl with the very long hair!"

I get identified this way, but as a curly rather than longhair. That'll change.

**Lightningfury** · July 9th, 2012, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Dovetail

Ew! Aries thats kinda icky on behalf of the bus (not you but the fact that they hadn't cleaned it or whatever they do to buses)

You know you're a long hair when: your hair gets caught in the snaps of your bra closure

This I can't be shirtless unless my hair's pinned up anymore.

Also when after visiting the in-laws your DH gets this call:
"About 4 foot long....brown....you found it WHERE?"
then goes on to say
"I hate when it gets wrapped around my arm and then it tingles and tickles all day until I get home and find it tight enough for mild lose of circulation....Oh yeah I find them EVERYWHERE.....and you were afraid the dog would shed."

**Lightningfury** · July 9th, 2012, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by miss_rv

When someone is talking about you and trying to identify you, they suddenly give up and say "you know, that girl with the very long hair!"

Yes years later I call up an old boss for a reference. She was confused until finally she went "Oh the girl with the long hair yeah I remember you now."