When someone asks where you see yourself in five years and you start daydreaming about how long your hair will be by then.... :P
"Her hair went streaming out from her, till it spread like a mist over the stars. She flung herself abroad in space." Follow my hairy tale on tumblr!
When you do a self-trim of your hair and try to look at it in the bathroom mirror to see if it's straight... and you can't see down far enough!
When you ask a long-hair friend how she makes hair hair tangle less during sleep (but she is quite weirded out by the question ).
When your hairs are tangled in your husband's beard! Lol
When you have a debate with DBF about what's considered waist (with regard to hair length) - the natural waist, or hip
When your hair tangles in DBF's navy-cut hair.
When you spend all your wages on conditioners, hair toys, scissors, multi-vitamins and coconut oil!!
When you sit on a chair with your hair down, and suddenly feel someone pulling it, only to turn around and see your cat. Cats, everything is a toy for them