You know you are a long hair when....

[GRU]

Which one is it man?? Don't keep us in suspense

I can do a Nautilus in five seconds....

[Zesty]

...When you think, "Oh, it's okay to eat with my hair down just this once. I'll be careful!" and then later find barbecue sauce gluing your ends together. So annoying, and I have no idea how it happened, because I really was being very careful!

[redmj]

When your Pastor's wife discribes you as their secretary with the really long hair.

[trolleypup]

Which one is it man?? Don't keep us in suspense

I guess the first really follows from the second. Once I found the bun, I could do the bun drop, knowing I wouldn't have to have my hair down for a long time.

[WaitingSoLong]

Trolleypup, which bun do you use?

The nautilus is the fastest on me. It also works well for bun drops. However my hair doesn't liek to stay in a nautilus anymore.

[trolleypup]

Trolleypup, which bun do you use?

The nautilus is the fastest on me. It also works well for bun drops. However my hair doesn't like to stay in a nautilus anymore.

What I call a lazy 8 bun. Self anchored on a single stick, no twisting, so it falls out straight.

[PinkyCat]

What I call a lazy 8 bun. Self anchored on a single stick, no twisting, so it falls out straight.

Thats so cute! Did you draw that?

[GlassWidow]

You know you are a longhair when, after calling in a plumber to fix the location of the mixer in your tankless hot water system (for a hundred bucks or so), you go on to spend thousands of dollars to purchase a neutralizer and a softener system when you discover that your well water is acidic and hard.

[WaitingSoLong]

You walk by a counter and your hair grabs an object on it as you pass by and yanks it off onto the floor. SIGH.

[going gray]

When I have enough hair to wear those gorgeous updos!