You know you are a long hair when....

[Laurenji]

You know your a long hair when someone asks you why you wear your hair up all the time and you say "becasue i get tired of sitting on it" then they laugh thinking its a joke till you show them your serious.

This made me giggle.

[PolythenePam]

You know you have long hair when you're walking with two other females and the salesmen at a kiosk in the mall grabs you because he wants to demonstrate to you how great his flat irons are and you screech hot irons aren't allowed to touch my hair.

He actually said his flat irons were less damaging...I told him there was no such thing as a less damaging heat anything...maybe I shouldn't have screeched at him.

I scared the flat iron kiosk guy too! I'm walking past (they already had someone in the chair) and he sees my hair. His eyes get wide with excitement.
As he's approaching: "Let us do your hair".
Me (continuing walking): "No, no thank you".
Him: "C'mon"!!
Me: "No".
Him (still following behind me): "Pleeease"!
I then turned to him, gave him the eyes of death and hissed "I don't let strangers play in my hair"!
He backed up, hands raised in surrender.
Poor man.

[Aimskylove]

Yay the real post! lol. You know your hair is long when you flip it and slap someone by mistake who is a ways away from you haha.

[Scarlet_Heart]

...when you have used your hair to cover your eyes in order to go back to sleep without the sunrise bothering you.

Yes! Done it! Haha

[Magicknthenight]

Not sure if this one has been said...

You know your a long hair when you buy your ACV by the gallon xD.
Or when you can't explain some of the ingredients in your room.

A lot of my friends get confused by the gallon of ACV/honey/aloe vera/bowl and spoon in my room hah

[Asequui]

I scared the flat iron kiosk guy too! I'm walking past (they already had someone in the chair) and he sees my hair. His eyes get wide with excitement.
As he's approaching: "Let us do your hair".
Me (continuing walking): "No, no thank you".
Him: "C'mon"!!
Me: "No".
Him (still following behind me): "Pleeease"!
I then turned to him, gave him the eyes of death and hissed "I don't let strangers play in my hair"!
He backed up, hands raised in surrender.
Poor man.

LMAO!! Been there! I actually do own a flat iron (a really good one that is very rarely used). However, those flat iron salesmen at the mall are aggressive! I've had to ward them off more than once...sometimes in a less than nice manner as well.

More signs you're a longhair (though I may be chopping length this weekend...)
Your best friend can look through your fridge, pull out a tupperware container of some unidentified substance and have the following conversation:
Friend "Hair crack?"
Me "Mmmhmm"
Friend "Figured" puts it back in fridge "Come on, let's go get food."

[Miss Catrina]

...when you see two shed hairs twisted onto each other sitting on your shirt, and when you pick them off, you realize it's actually just one really long hair.

[LadyG]

More signs you're a longhair (though I may be chopping length this weekend...)
Your best friend can look through your fridge, pull out a tupperware container of some unidentified substance and have the following conversation:
Friend "Hair crack?"
Me "Mmmhmm"
Friend "Figured" puts it back in fridge "Come on, let's go get food."[/quote]


I laughed so hard I scared my pets! I've had a similar conversation with my 24 year old son.

[akuamoonmaui]

You sit in a chair and have to pull your hair out from behind you because its pulling your head back. (small milestone for some of you!)

[Miss Catrina]

More signs you're a longhair (though I may be chopping length this weekend...)
Your best friend can look through your fridge, pull out a tupperware container of some unidentified substance and have the following conversation:
Friend "Hair crack?"
Me "Mmmhmm"
Friend "Figured" puts it back in fridge "Come on, let's go get food."

I laughed so hard I scared my pets! I've had a similar conversation with my 24 year old son.[/QUOTE]

That reminds me of this one time my friend stayed the night. She was unsupervised while I went off to shower, and when I came back she said she had raided my fridge, but a juice glass covered in foil jumped out at her and dumped a mysterious brown liquid that "smelled like straight up soy sauce". She seemed kind of creeped out and asked what it was.... it was an ill-conceived attempt to naturally darken my hair (coffee grounds and such). The worst part is... I don't think it even HAD soy sauce in it.