[epic] Can I make my hair grow 2 inches a month?

**littlestarface** · January 8th, 2017, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Liz_park

If you rub cheese on your head, it will make your hair grow 5 inches a month! I know it sounds strange, but it's actually the secret that all the most senior members of lhc use! That's why lhc members are always mentioning cheese and have a dancing cheese emoticon. Shhhh, don't tell anyone though, it's a secret!

Yes! I stand by this statement 100% just look at my signature for proof! So girls/guys if you want hair long like mine than rub in that cheese in your scalp also a little in your mouth and chew and swallow.

Brie, blue cheese, Gorgonzola, sharp cheddar are the best ones for growth!

**lunasea** · January 8th, 2017, 09:36 PM

Come with me Mon Cheri. In the morning I will be gone but your hair....It will be 2 inches longer!

**vampyyri** · January 8th, 2017, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Chromis

I am loving the photoshopping in this thread. You guys deliver! (Large, double cheese please, for me!)

Glad to abuse my profession for the sake of LHC

**Greenfire** · January 8th, 2017, 10:39 PM

you guys are making me hungry

**TatsuOni** · January 9th, 2017, 02:49 AM

I'm already eating cheese, so I don't have to go get it just 'cause I'm getting hungry by this thread

**Lanalavallama** · January 9th, 2017, 03:39 AM

I feel really bad for the OP. Shame.

**MasCat** · January 9th, 2017, 04:13 AM

If you want all the growth and goodness of the cheese treatment AND have gorgeous curls - why not curling your hair on cheetos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_4OUivGhg&t=746s

**lapushka** · January 9th, 2017, 05:32 AM

Originally Posted by Lanalavallama

I feel really bad for the OP. Shame.

I went and read the first message. It was a post there's nothing wrong with, and in desperation too... *cringes*

**Chromis** · January 9th, 2017, 05:39 AM

Originally Posted by lapushka

I went and read the first message. It was a post there's nothing wrong with, and in desperation too... *cringes*

It goes south around post thirty (fourth page for me with the default view). People had been pretty patient before that and many still were after that. The cheese did increase exponentially!

**lapushka** · January 9th, 2017, 06:15 AM

Originally Posted by Chromis

It goes south around post thirty (fourth page for me with the default view). People had been pretty patient before that and many still were after that. The cheese did increase exponentially!

Hmm, must go read some more! Thanks, Chromis!