You know you're an LHC-er if...

[Unzadi]

Of course, it's also possible that one would cut their hair post-murder. To throw off the police and all, since they are SOOOOooo aware of such things.

Very true, but in this case the suspect's hair legnth was consistent. Although if there were a long-haired detective on the case, they'd be the one to spot it.


You know you're an LHC-er if you buy five bottles of conditioner and ask "why?" when the friend who is with you suggests you get five bottles of shampoo as well.

[piratejenny]

You know you're an LHC-er if you make a slight change to your routine and itch all day to get online and discuss the results.

[Intransigentia]

...if your waitress at an Asian restaurant is wearing a bun held with a single, decorated chopstick, and you stare until you can identify what kind of bun it is.

[Noreth]

...when you've been convinced that there is actually more than one shade of black. There's blue-black, purple-black, lighter black, real black, really-dark-red black...

[AnqeIicDemise]

You know you're an LHCr when a friend shows you a poorly dressed fail meme of a classic length beauty with a long shaved stripe right down the middle with the caption "instant pony tials" and instead of laughing, you bust out crying.

[blondie9912]

...when you use more oils in your hair than in your cooking

[amyhenna]

When short to medium length haired people tell you that they "had to go to the salon to trim their ends," and you nod as if what they are saying makes any sense at all- just to be polite-, and struggle to keep the "What the hell is wrong with you???" look off your face so as not to hurt the speaker's feelings.

[thelittlestdoc]

...when you think you should do an individual study on the psychology of women and beauty (specifically focusing on hair) for your Psych major

[xoxophelia]

When you stop being judgemental of other people's hair and instead accept their hair choices.

[Purdy Bear]

You hair type your pets.

You watch a movie and when its finished you dont remember the plot but you do recall all the hair dos and lengths.