DH did it again...another funny henna story

[Yarn Muse]

This morning I was coming in from my walk, and DH was yelling at me from the kitchen, "I need assistance!"

I ran to him, and he pointed at two suspicious brown blobs on the kitchen floor near the refrigerator. "Is that what I think it is??? DID THE CAT POOP ON THE FLOOR???" Of course he had stepped in one and had some on his shoe. She never poops on the floor, but he is always fearing she will.

DH has no sense of smell, so he couldn't tell that way. Poor guy.

I *knew* from the blob shape and brown-green color it was henna, even before I smelled it. I started picking one up and DH roared, "Are you SURE it's HENNA???"

It was. Apparently DD, in her haste to get out the door in the morning, had been getting something out of the freezer and had bumped my bag of henna, which was ripped.

I put the henna into a better container and cleaned up the mess so as not to further traumatize DH.

He did something funny last January, too. It's here. http://forums.longhaircommunity.com/archive/index.php/t-40118.html

[redheadlynn]

LOL!!! Poor guy! :p

[NouvelleNymphe2]

LOL, read both stories! must keep it interesting ;)

[LoveMyLongHair]

omgoodness!! I am dying here........ :rolling:

....and still laughing!!

[XJawbreaker]

Haha that's too funny! I always make the biggest mess in my bathroom when I'm doing any sort of hair thing! =p

[Alvrodul]

Henna actually looks a bit like the stuff you can find in babies' nappies. :p Fortunately it doesn't smell like it. ;)

[Olyve]

:spitting: I absolutely ADORE stories like these. It's in those moments you either look at your SO with disbelief or fall in love all over again! :)

[LadyG]

Dying of laughter over here! He so just made my day with both these stories!!!! (leaving the room the laugh hysterically.......)

[kwaniesiam]

I have a cat that DOES sometimes poo on the floor, right next to the litter box. You can smell it as soon as you walk in the door, I wish it smelled as nice as henna :lol:

[Anywhere]

haha! :spitting:

SO's do the darnedest things. :rolleyes:
I bet my mother thinks I'm creepy now, sitting here giggling at my computer screen.

[einna]

Haha, both were funny =) Our poor SO`s! Mine is starting to think I am a little hair obsessed (wich unfortunately(?) is true). :D

[Yarn Muse]

I'm glad I gave everyone a laugh! It really was too funny. Forgot to tell DD and ask how in the world the henna fell out of the freezer onto the floor without her noticing.

And poor DH with no sense of smell! It makes him vulnerable to all kinds of things. :)

[TiaKitty]

With no sense of smell, I'd put him in charge of cleaning the cat litter box, the fridge, and the toilets!!! Make use of his deficit.

This is a funny one... I remember his last escapade, too! Does he know we all laugh "along with him?"

[jojo]

Ha ha would have loved to see his face when you picked it up and smelt it ha ha...nearly peeing myself here!!!

[GRU]

Ha ha would have loved to see his face when you picked it up and smelt it ha ha...nearly peeing myself here!!!

Can you imagine if she then started smearing it in her hair, saying, "you know, I wonder if this would condition my hair?"

:lol:

[sugarpixie10988]

Hahaha! Both of those stories are great :D